ROOM
	ID 323
	NAME "Confuscious Say....."
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		SCRIPT
ON SELECT {
[ "@246 88 What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"@246 88 Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician."
"@246 88 Confuscious say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok."
"@246 88 Confuscious say, Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
"@246 88 Confuscious say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"@246 88 Your lucky number is 364958674928. Watch for it everywhere."
"@246 88 Elevator smell different to midget."
"@246 88 No guts, no glory, no brain, same story."
"@246 88 Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!"
"@246 88 If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?"
"@246 88 If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
"@246 88 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"
"@246 88 Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny."
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